Oh for the sweet love of God, I just saw a lady at Walmart who was proudly wearing a size 6 pair of jeans on her size 24 body. Perhaps all this weight loss talk is a complete waste of time - perhaps I should just PRETEND to be skinny like Miss Muffin Top Walmart and see where that gets me. Perhaps thinness is just a state of mind. Wait.... I am just going to run upstairs and try and pop on on my old skinny jeans and see how I feel........
.......Nope, I couldn't breathe and felt the circulation in my legs being cut off. Perhaps, just perhaps, I have just discovered the Walmart State of Mind! Is this good or bad? Miss Muffin Top Walmart would vote that this is a good thing. For all of us that had to witness her bending over to pick up her 24 pack of Coke, we vote BAD!!!!!!!
Just a thought...
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